Well more specifically, Markdown, Apache and the darknet. Thankfully for once the darknet side of things is actually loading correctly. http://mcretro35qepy5cy.onion/ is loading but Apache doesn’t know what the heck the markdown language is so it just dumps it as plain text. Baby steps, at least the site is somewhat functional… right? There’s probably a mod available that can do what I need, or worst case a perl, ruby or php script.
Edit: Markdown via GitHub doesn’t support lots of the fancy mods I want… maybe this was a bad idea! 😀