The bird lords have spoken! All cameras must be destroyed. No photographic evidence of these feathered activities is to survive. So says the Destroyer of Cameras, whose latest decree is apparently final.

It’s rather inconvenient for someone trying to record the adventures of Tillie, Pudge and Chip. We’ve only just been experimenting with live streaming, and now the equipment is under threat from the very birds it’s supposed to film. Meanwhile, Chippy is far more interested in eating some bird seed. Sensible priorities, honestly.